Doublespeak / funny expressions

Wikipedia: doublespeak

Your dictionary: examples of doublespeak

Introduction to doublespeak

Before Orwell:

Oxymoronic Phrases 

We're alone 

No comment 

Turned up missing 

Where the truth lies 

Specialize in everything 

The rain is starting to stop. 

Can I ask you a question? 

You cannot know anything for sure 

Thank God I'm an atheist. 

New antiques arriving daily 

Different, like everybody else  

 ready-to-eat frozen dinner  

As famous as the unknown  soldier 

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous .

That shoe fits you like a glove! (Prince Charming to Cinderella,)

 See also "How to speak English at the café"!

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